A man walks into a bar. his alcoholic habits are destroying his family.
"A dog goes into a bar, he is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, 'Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?' The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, 'Don't you have a sense of humour, deafy?' At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today its a one-eyed dog, yesterday it was a horse with rickets, the day before, ants. He lives above the bar in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear."
"A duck goes into a pharmacy, he says to the pharmacist, 'I need some ointment for my beak, it is very chapped'. The pharmacist says 'We have nothing for ducks here.' "
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on him.